Thursday, January 3, 2013

eat your heart out

happy new year...

welcome to 2013!

i had planned on writing some inspiring post to start the new year; to re-ignite my passion for writing and nursing.  but instead, i have to share something totally insignificant (albeit hilarious).  i may have heard the best quote of the year, and it's only january 3rd.

my 380 pound patient, after having hallucinations about kanye west, said in a funny voice - "i'd like to eat dinner off of lil kim's ass!"  i don't know exactly what she meant by that.  i don't know if she actually meant to say it in front of me.  but it was all i could to do leave the room without cackling to myself. 

eat your heart out my sweet patient!


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